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How the Grinch Stole Marriage (a parody)
(Submitted by luckiestar)
Every Gay down in Gayville liked Gay Marriage a lot…… But the Grinch, who lived just east of Gayville, did NOT!!
The Grinch hated happy Gays! The whole Marriage season! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, his Florsheims were too tight. But I think the most likely reason of all was His heart and brain were two sizes too small.
“And they’re buying their tuxes!” he snarled with a sneer, ”Tomorrow’s the first Gay Wedding! It’s practically here!” Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming, ”I MUST find some way to stop Gay Marriage from coming!”
Have you ever seen a broken leg? I don’t mean a normal broken leg. I mean the nasty freaky broken leg. No exposed bone or blood, but the knee is bent the wrong way. The leg doesn’t go in the direction it’s supposed to. It’s something that’s sort of terrifying to behold because you know it’s absolutely horrifyingly wrong deep down in your most instinctual parts of your brain. Now imagine that you look down at your own leg and it’s broken like that. You’re not feeling the pain but you are feeling the utterly freaked out feeling of “OMFG MY LEG IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BENDING THAT WAY.”
Not a pleasant feeling, right?
Okay, let’s go further. Let’s pretend that this freaky bent broken leg is seen as utterly normal by everyone else. They look at your body and go, ‘what’s the problem?’ There’s nothing freaky about them, you’re the only one with the freakishness driving you nuts but no one else sees it. Forget the leg and just remember the feeling. The feeling of intimate, screwed up, almost grotesque wrongness. Like the very laws of how your body ought to be are violated, just like if you had that bending the wrong way leg. Imagine that feeling applied to everything about you that is male or female. Imagine seeing the male/female parts you have and getting that “OMFG MY BODY IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT.” That deep down instinctual feeling of “OMFGWTF” that you get when you see a shattered knee bending a leg the wrong way or even worse see that bent leg on yourself. It’s not rational. It doesn’t make logical sense. It’s utter instinctual response.
That’s bodily dysphoria.
Now. Imagine living with that every day for the rest of your life.
(via mrdrd)
Probably a homeopathic remedy because who could imagine such a gay gayness-cure
Penis flavoured?
So according to this gaydar, Tom Cruise is a level 9.7?
Lupin: Harry, I have something to tell you.
Harry: Yes, Professor?
Lupin: I’m a Werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious!?
Lupin: Yes, that too…
Harry: What?!
Lupin : Oops.
(Submitted by themusicalofmylife)
(Source: johnlockcreys, via lgbtlaughs)
When Jack kisses Rose and the Doctor goodbye, John Barrowman made a special effort to kiss both actors in exactly the same way… except on one take, when he kissed Billie Piper as usual, then said his line to Christopher Eccleston, started the kiss, and didn’t stop until they fell on the floor.”
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I AM SCREAMING.
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this is cute but I just really find the idea of someone identifying as female but having their left arm be male a little hilarious
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um excuse me
check ur privilege
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